A Friday Agenda

Look, I know I’ve neglected this poor, lonesome little blog worse than Billy Ray his own two-year-old Miley, but I’ll be back later this afternoon with LIVE, LOCAL, LATE-BREAKING updates on the Channel 7 weather girl, the Strokes, the lead forensic witness in the Casey Anthony trial, this flat-topped jumper the Heat just drafted, an update on my new spoken-word rap album with Pookie ‘The Punisher’ McLain and maybe even a few lewd Twitter pics.

GIVE ME BACK MY KEYBOARD, WEINER!

In the meantime, there is no substitute for cool. Which is something I learned when A) listening to “Taken For A Fool” for the bajillionth time and B) listening earlier this AM – with speakers turned to ‘ear-rot’ – to “Let It Bleed,” the de facto greatest rock ‘n roll song of all-time.

Non sequiturs aside, we’re looking down the barrel at Mythical Post 500. No reason to stop now. Can’t wait to see you, Kittie Pot Pie. So much to say. So little time to dance. It’s gonna be a good one, ya’ll.

Word to all your mothers. Long live the blessed Zdeno Chara.

- Bryan

Just kidding. Robbie.