Chillin in the laundromat, yall.

U know u’ve had a good week when yr doin laundry on a Thursday.

Means u need to wash yr clothes because you’ve

‘killed it’

‘crushed it’

‘hit it hard’

‘did that shit good’

4 so many consecutive days.

When yr in the laundromat on a Thursday,

its not a sign that u ‘have a limited wardrobe’

but that u live an ‘epic lifestyle’,

so epic that u have 2 wash yr clothes every week

even though u have between 7-10 pairs of ‘go 2′ jeans

and another 3 to 4 pairs that ‘make yr ass look big’

but u wear them anyway because ‘nobody will notice’

That’s a lot of clothes for 1 week, yall.

But it’s a sign yr ‘doing well 4 yrself’ -

a symbol that u are

‘uncontainable’

‘uncontrollable’

‘unstoppable’

at this nightlife thing.

2 pairs of jeans per night?

that’s a sick ratio, yall.

means u do the party ‘after the party’

after the party.

‘curfew’ is a word that has no meaning.

‘sunlight’ is just a metaphor 2 u.

‘darkness’ is 4eva.

u ‘go hard’ all. the. time.

guys ‘want 2 b u’.

girls want 2 ‘have yr lil alt baby’

everywhere u r is

where the ‘action’ is.

u r a human buzzmaker.

u r buzz personified.

if buzz was blood/skin/bones/denim

that shit would look like u -

rocking sunglasses after dark,

in da club, in da VIP section,

roped off 4 u and yr entourage.

Money is no object 2 u.

Credit card debt is a ‘figure of speech’.

u’ll ‘check yr statement’ when yr dead.

U make it rain with ‘cold hard cash’.

Droppin jacksons.

Buyin goose.

takin shots

takin names

takin numbers.

taking more shots.

throwin’ up in yr mouth a little

but ‘sucking it down’

like a real man.

u sleep during the day,

yr wave is ‘nocturnawave’

they call u the ‘human owl’.

u live 4 2night

and ’2night’ is everynight.

lookout, yall.

coming thru.

make way.

yr at the doorstep.

at the bar.

rollin in2 town.

‘goin all out’.

just as soon as these clothes dry.