Simply A Matter of Time

Forward steps

With due respect to Charl Schwartzel, the take home from Sunday afternoon is not his first and – you can be reasonably assured - only green jacket. The takeaway is this: Tiger Woods almost won the Masters.

Tiger Woods is, almost, back.

There is no other matter of significance – none more deserving of this space – and nothing else to cull from a Sunday afternoon in which, decked in that familiar blood red, Tiger erased a 7-stroke lead in nine holes, sending youngster Rory McIlroy shooting off like a dud bottlerocket into some forest on 10 and announcing to all: the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Tiger’s comet flamed out, yes, but he had a short putt on the Par-5 15 to take the outright lead on day four at Augusta, and – several holes earlier – my father and I in full-on wake-the-f*cking-neighbors mode. The list of people who could’ve evoked said reaction is a list of one.

Win or lose, a Sunday afternoon on CBS hasn’t been that exciting in a long while – and it wasn’t because of the four-way ties or Bill Macatee’s riveting post-round interviews.

The putts will drop at some point. The swing will find its rhythm. And the likes of McIlroy – an entire generation soon to be laid to waste – will kick themselves for not capitalizing on this fleeting opportunity to squelch a sleeping giant. At 35, Tiger Woods is much younger than his naysayers would have you believe and, should your lying eyes suggest otherwise, built like a mythical Greek warrior to boot.

In honesty, I had no great desire to peck away at a keyboard on this devastating (because I knew he’d win) weekend night. But I will not look like a fool for letting the 2011 Masters – the tipping point, as you will recall it – pass. A month from now, or six months from now, or a year from now, or whenever it is Tiger invariably finds his form, I’ll point you back to April 10 – the final round of this coulda-been fifth jacket – and say, simply, “told ya so.”

Only Tiger Woods could’ve done what Tiger Woods did on Sunday. Geoff Ogilvy and Adam Scott, among others, posted similar scores, but neither with the force of will or swell of significance. After all that’s passed, there is still no louder ovation in sport than the roar of a Tiger gallery.

As Tiger goes, golf goes, and at one point in the early afternoon, I asked my father rhetorically, “Do you realize we could be witnessing the recasting of history?” Something was said about a “grand slam” and something of “his greatest victory” and other things of similar Tiger-induced delirium. For a half hour we felt as Napoleon’s troops when their great leader marched back to Paris.

You will not remember Sunday, as some will suggest, as a moral victory. Tiger Woods once did golf better than anyone else did anything. There are no moral victories for men with fourteen major championships. Only steps in the unmistakably, inescapably, inevitably right direction.

Let’s also save the sappy redemption tale you can bet your life Jim Nantz is penning as we speak. Tiger is not about redemption. He is about perfection. About being the greatest ever.

I’ll stop short of guaranteeing both Opens and the PGA. But I will guarantee this: the Golden Bear sleeps uneasy tonight. And so, too, does a restless Tiger Woods, because there are better things in his future than fourth place at Augusta.

- Robbie

This post is as awesome as Tiger’s front nine today. What most of the experts fail to note is that this next generation may push Tiger to a level that Philbert, Ernesto, and Goose could only dream about.

Fantastic point. I look forward to 15 more years of Sundays with El Tigre.

I think my favorite part of today (other than the obvious sexual jokes made in my living room about Tiger just ‘running out of holes’ at the end) was the fact that Tiger almost won the whole damn thing while not even playing like Tiger.

His front 9 made you go, “Um… are you watching this? Is he really back?” and then the back 9 you think, “Not yet, but he’s not even at 100% and he’s still tied for the lead.” It’s insane to think that everyone else’s best was Tiger working shit out with his swing and missing very makeable puts.

The only person who shouldn’t feel bad is whomever is selling booze to Rory McIlroy tonight. Drink up kid.

You are on the money, Rancourt. He squandered SO many opportunities over these four days and still almost stole off with the whole damn thing. The ‘old’ Tiger used to do that quite a bit.

terrified to ask this but really want to know why infidelity seems to be not tolerated by some but ok if it is Tiger. spitting and cursing too. Please be gentle with your answer

I think it’s pretty simple: because he’s the best. He’s performed the seemingly impossible time after time after time. Is he a scumbag? Yeah. But there will never – EVER – be anybody else like him.

Are you pulling for Don Draper to get his act together?

As weird as it sounds, I get why people are mad at him for spitting, but I don’t when it comes to the infidelity stuff. Golf is supposed to be a “gentleman’s game” or whatever, so hocking a huge loogie on the golf course was pretty dumb. However, I just don’t get why people care about what he did outside of golf. If he was cheating on his hot Swedish super nanny wife on the 13th green or something, then ok. But I just don’t think anyone should be doing the whole “shame on you, Tiger” BS when it’s really none of their business.

But short story long, he’s Tiger. If he were someone like Lefty who is really good sometimes but not someone we’ll be telling our kids about in 40 years, then he wouldn’t get a pass. But he’s greatness personified. It’s like Jordan and Gretzky had a kid together and made him play golf.

You’ve yet to say something I disagree with, though I do think the ‘spitting incident’ was a little overblown. As far as the infidelity thing is concerned, it doesn’t help him that golf fans are predominantly white, conservative old guys (and their wives).

well now you said it, you are giving him the pass to make up for the conservative old white people (wives) like me. Don at least acts like a gentleman in public.
I’m walking on eggshells b/c I don’t want to fight over this.

Don Draper smokes and Tiger doesn’t…

Hahahaha. Nice one, pops.

The Golden Bear also sleeps uneasy because he’s overweight and sun-drenched.

 
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