Andre Johnson Andre Johnson beating the shit out of Cortland Finnegan Andre Johnson hits Cortland Finnegan hurricanes I am Dre Johnson Miami Hurricanes The U University of Miami
by Afrobutterfly
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I am Dre Johnson. And I am the greatest.
I am Andre Johnson
And I am the greatest
I roll out of bed in 4.3 seconds
I am 235 pounds on a bad day
I eat your lunch
I have hands of glue
And in case you missed it
I beat the life out of this fool
I have tape measure pipes
And the right hook of Frazier
I was once confused for Terrell Owens
When I was 20 years old
I made Larry Coker the new Ringo
Ken Dorsey the next Montana
I have speed for days
I have biceps for miles
I am the smoke monster
to your Revis Island
You cannot touch me
You cannot do what I do
I am a Rose Bowl MVP
I am a 2-time All Pro
I am the Big East 100-meter champ
And I am the fastest man on this field
I am a beast
I am a manchild
I go for distance
And I go for speed
I am what you wished for
the first time you ever wished for anything
I’ve got 869 yards in 10 games
I’ve got 869 yards on 1 leg
I know Michael Irvin
I know Robbie Hilson
I am All-America
I am a national champion
I am The U
I am the 305
Got foundations for single moms
But ne’er been single
You can’t see me
Cuz you’re in my dust
You can’t suspend me
Cuz I’m why you tune in
I’m Andre Johnson, foo’
And I am the greatest
Note the amended ending… And out of all of my many UM mancrushes, Dre is the only one that seriously rivals Ed Reed. Grandpa Dre is pretty cool, too. Hung out with him in Pasadena.
Go ‘Canes.
YES!
You stole it from me…I was going to add:
(1) Dre has a nice grandpops and
(2) Dre went to the same high school as your grandpops and grandmoms.
(3) wish he had better vision in Tempe.
(3) Ouch… Me too.
I was waiting for this post. I love love love Andre Johnson, and I got laughed at when I took him in the first round of my fantasy draft (we already had 2 keepers each). Now I’m 10-2, in first place by 3 games, and laughing at all of them. DRE 4 EVA
(also, I would have enjoyed using the word foo’ instead of fool because it just sounds so much more gangster, but I’m fine with the white version, too)