Why the San Francisco Giants are Awesome
Fear the Beard, pre-beard
The Giants just wrapped up Game 1 of the World Series. Here’s video evidence of why YOU should be excited by it.
Quick 7th Inning Note: Giants fans sang passionately along with “God Bless America” even though roughly 90 percent of the city is anti-God and America. Strong work, San Francisco!
Tim “Long Hair Don’t Care” Lincecum
The initial claim to fame.
What happens when you ask Tim Lincecum if he’d like some alcohol.
Pablo “Kung Fu Panda” Sandoval
The nickname says it all.
Okay, this was really just an excuse to post Brian Wilson videos. If you have a problem with that, well, you’re just not cool.
Brian “Fear the Beard” Wilson
The birth of The Machine.
The Rome Appearance
Yes, he can even make Chris Rose watchable, almost.
No fan of the first dog.
And one final reason why you should be pulling for the Giants…
Ginger Ale
Weak
-Bryan
You didn’t say much but this one “Giants fans sang passionately along with “God Bless America” even though roughly 90 percent of the city is anti-God and America.” was enough. Great joke.
You ranted a lot during the ALDS about bandwagon Rays fans but, I think SF may have you beat. I can’t count the number of times I heard “I am a real Giants fan” at the bar. Meaning “I am a A’s fan and semi-Giants fan from the East Bay.” Thank God I am a Brave.
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I didn’t know there were ANY Rays fans…well at least the ones that get free playoff tickets I spent 100 bucks (like a grown up and a good fan) on mine to watch Big Time Timmy Jim fan 14 bravos in NLDS game 1. The Rays should move, I don’t think anyone in Tampa would notice or care.
New Orleans Rays, sounds better
Brian Wilson is the coolest man on the planet. That’s all.